My response to the D's blog entry today
FIRST OF ALL... if anyone is offended by what I'm posting here, I'm content with the temporary freedom of speech that allows me to offend you in this country that is blindly becoming worse than anything the communists came up with... blind "freedom" is great, isn't it ? "Freedom" in a country where ignorant people say "it's un-American" for Cindy Sheehan to protest the war... (she's exercising her "freedom" even if some of us may or may not disagree with her) but that's another blog. With that said...
Have you seen the documentary called "Super Size Me" ???!!! Maybe "convenience" in America is part of the problem causing obesity... well, that and laziness.
Maybe you should picket the airlines and protest with signs like:
"NO PORKERS IN CABIN AREA"
"SINGLE PERSON OVER 250 KILOS = MANDATORY MILITARY AIRLIFT"
"TOO OBESE AND YOU'RE GOING IN THE CARGO HOLD"
"4 FT. X 4 FT. CANNOT FIT IN CABIN SEATS"
"VERY FAT IS FIRE HAZARD"
--- I'd be there picketing with you. I'd love to see the plane evacuate and watch the hippo that was sitting beside you stand on the wing and tip over the jet and break the emergency escape slide upon "its" attempt to slide down to safety.
Then it will be recognised that any creature weighing over 250 Kilos will require a mandatory CARGO shipment, so hippos can pay by the pound on FedEx or UPS to "ship themselves".
(no offence)
Have you seen the documentary called "Super Size Me" ???!!! Maybe "convenience" in America is part of the problem causing obesity... well, that and laziness.
Maybe you should picket the airlines and protest with signs like:
"NO PORKERS IN CABIN AREA"
"SINGLE PERSON OVER 250 KILOS = MANDATORY MILITARY AIRLIFT"
"TOO OBESE AND YOU'RE GOING IN THE CARGO HOLD"
"4 FT. X 4 FT. CANNOT FIT IN CABIN SEATS"
"VERY FAT IS FIRE HAZARD"
--- I'd be there picketing with you. I'd love to see the plane evacuate and watch the hippo that was sitting beside you stand on the wing and tip over the jet and break the emergency escape slide upon "its" attempt to slide down to safety.
Then it will be recognised that any creature weighing over 250 Kilos will require a mandatory CARGO shipment, so hippos can pay by the pound on FedEx or UPS to "ship themselves".
(no offence)
posted by phun N gab and the Gay Circus Elves at
9:49 AM
3 Comments:
Hey, those people have a DISEASE!!! It's not like they order three big macs and a diet soda. It's not like they eat a pint of ice cream at a sitting while sitting on their fart/snot infested sunken in couch....It's not like their heart rate is only raised when the escalator is broken at the mall and they have to take the stairs up to the second story...It's not like fat parents pump their fat kids with hydrogenated ish and sugary fake "fruit" juice....
It's not like I would not be there picketing with you... :\
Excellent
Everyone has the right to protest(in a fenced in area away from people that might hear you)
~Benjamin Franklin
Wait...he didnt say that...but the Bush admin wants you to think that is what he wrote in the bill of rights.
Read 1984! He who controls the present controls the past.
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